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Anna Catherine
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| Quote: | | *cue Quaxo and Saxy simultaneously crapping their pants* |
Probably for slightly different reasons... 
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brian
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:36 am Post subject: |
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Creepy!
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Saxy
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:39 am Post subject: |
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| Quaxo wrote: | | *cue Quaxo and Saxy simultaneously crapping their pants* |
D:
Yes, precisely.
#83: Douglas Sharper can be seen in every B horror flick ever created. He's always dressed as the killer.
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Daedalus
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:23 am Post subject: |
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| #84: That's neither Samara nor Sadako coming out of the well to get you in The Ring. It's Douglas Sharper. |
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Durin Mephit
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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This is an update to #5.
#85: Douglas Sharper never really sleeps. Instead, he enters into a restful trance. He is always watching.
(I'm looking over the earlier facts and I just suck at writing these, I should stay away from it... mine aren't funny.)
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Saxy
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Marten wrote: | | (I'm looking over the earlier facts and I just suck at writing these, I should stay away from it... mine aren't funny.) |
Not true. I was laughing at #77 and #80! (I have to try really hard to get good ones myself. Sometimes I just end up deleting them because I come up with cheesy ones.)
#86 When Saxy gets writer's block, the spirit of Douglas Sharper enters her mind and is able to write Nobel prize-winning works of art.
(Not really. I'm only really fond of a few things I've written and I'd like to take credit for them. Disclaimer: I've never written a Nobel-winning piece.  )
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Cycreim
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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The Douglas Sharper we see is actually a colony of highly intelligent nanomachines, sent back to us from the year 2420.
These nanomachines were designed by Douglas Sharper.
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Saxy
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| Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:12 am Post subject: |
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#89 Douglas Sharper was Elvis's, The Beatles', and Pink Floyd's talent agent. He built them from the ground up.
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Moiety Jean
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| Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:35 am Post subject: |
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#90 Douglas Sharper drinks a cold glass of dandelion milk with his cookies.
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Professor Askew
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| Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:31 am Post subject: |
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#91 Douglas Sharper is responsible for global warming for reasons I prefer not to discuss on a family board.
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Durin Mephit
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#92: You know the guy who can lift a car with his teeth?
Douglas Sharper has lifted that guy, AND the car, with his nose hairs.
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Saxy
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| Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Marten wrote: | | Douglas Sharper has lifted that guy, AND the car, with his nose hairs. |
#93 Douglas Sharper is really Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo in disguise.
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Suzanne
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| Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:40 am Post subject: |
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Look carefully...
In that first scene with Keyser Soze...
Isn't THAT Douglas Sharper?
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dcos
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| Douglas Sharper IS Sparticus. |
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BladeLakem
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#94. Douglas Sharper put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.
He put the ram in the rama lama ding dong. He was that man, I'd like to shake his hand. He made my baby fall in love with me.
#95. The untranslated D'ni script on Kerath's arch actually says "Douglas Sharper, he's one bad mutha..." |
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