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Jaharen Great Tree Member


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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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I don't recall my game crashing at that point, but I do remember the circuit puzzles being really hard. They drove me nuts.  _________________ Jaharen
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Durin Mephit Great Tree Officer


Joined: 29 Jan 2004 Posts: 3119 Location: Tigard, OR
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:39 am Post subject: |
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Ouch. OK, I stand corrected - crash is definitely a bug.
Hope the patch works, and doesn't invalidate your save games. _________________ Durin Mephit * Member of Guild of Messengers - Unless otherwise stated, opinions are mine only and not Guild endorsed.
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janaba1 Great Tree Member


Joined: 12 Sep 2006 Posts: 1639 Location: berlin, germany
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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Haha... just read a funny story... and to avoid a double po(a)st to the
"Right Now" thread, I decided to post it here into this anyway already
derailed thread lol...
(there's no source available, it came along with a daily digest lol...
maybe anyone of you know it already... )
GRANDPA'S IRS AUDIT
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor is not surprised when Grandpa shows up with his
attorney.
The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and
no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win
money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler and I can prove it," says Grandpa. "How about a
demonstration?"
The auditor thinks for a moment and says, "Okay. Go ahead."
Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my
own eye."
The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet."
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can
bite my other eye."
The auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three
grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Grandpa asks. "I'll bet you six
thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee
into that wastebasket on the other side and never get a drop
anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully
and decides there's no way this old guy can possibly manage that
stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants. Although he
strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on
the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's
desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a
major loss into a huge win.
Grandpa's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.
"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Grandpa told me
he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand
dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and
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CuzinJohn Great Tree Member


Joined: 09 Feb 2004 Posts: 775 Location: Note to self - fix Avvie and Sig Graphics...
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:44 am Post subject: |
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Re-derailing the thread...
Sharper Fact #153:
Douglas Sharper IS the last digit of Pi. _________________ KI 182798
Science is how you talk about the universe with words that bind it to a common reality.
Magic is how you talk to the universe with words that it cannot ignore. |
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Jaharen Great Tree Member


Joined: 23 Dec 2003 Posts: 309
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:15 am Post subject: |
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CuzinJohn wrote: | Douglas Sharper IS the last digit of Pi. |
I thought that was Chuck Norris... _________________ Jaharen
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dcos Great Tree Member


Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 1174
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:06 am Post subject: |
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Jaharen wrote: | CuzinJohn wrote: | Douglas Sharper IS the last digit of Pi. |
I thought that was Chuck Norris... |
Doug is the real last digit of Pi.
Also Chuck Norris is just one of the many avatars of Sharper, some others being Mister T, The Hoff, Santa, Superman, Thor and Ghandi.
Also loved the gag Jana :d |
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Daedalus Overseer / Architect

Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Posts: 909 Location: Daedalus is currently exploring in the city age.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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I had almost forgotten this thread.
Ah, memories. |
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janaba1 Great Tree Member


Joined: 12 Sep 2006 Posts: 1639 Location: berlin, germany
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:38 am Post subject: |
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Yeah!!! Wb Daed!!!...  |
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Cycreim Great Tree Officer


Joined: 22 Dec 2003 Posts: 1274 Location: Toronto, ON
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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Douglas Sharper is also the last digit of pie.
Mmm, pie. _________________ KI: 34353 |
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Tomala Uber Explorer


Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 271 Location: Mars
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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Random Fact:
Phil secretly runs a taco stand. |
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Durin Mephit Great Tree Officer


Joined: 29 Jan 2004 Posts: 3119 Location: Tigard, OR
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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Is it... a fish taco stand? _________________ Durin Mephit * Member of Guild of Messengers - Unless otherwise stated, opinions are mine only and not Guild endorsed.
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Tomala Uber Explorer


Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 271 Location: Mars
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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Marten wrote: | Is it... a fish taco stand? |
Yes! And no they're not shaped like fish... |
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Daedalus Overseer / Architect

Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Posts: 909 Location: Daedalus is currently exploring in the city age.
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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Just another day in Bedford Falls...
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Moiety Jean First Lady of the Great Tree


Joined: 06 Jan 2004 Posts: 1852 Location: Seaaaaaattle
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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HAHAHA! Thank you, Daedalus. XD _________________ ~Moiety Jean
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"There is a certain beautiful danger when a group of geeks get together to entertain themselves." ~Orin Drake |
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Moiety Jean First Lady of the Great Tree


Joined: 06 Jan 2004 Posts: 1852 Location: Seaaaaaattle
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:03 pm Post subject: |
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Doug Sharper prefers to iron his clothes while he is still wearing them. _________________ ~Moiety Jean
KI#44727
"There is a certain beautiful danger when a group of geeks get together to entertain themselves." ~Orin Drake |
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